Dear Friend of the Corporation,
I am writing you today to announce the birth of a new Project: “Fight Christmas With Guns!”. Previously, the War On Christmas was merely a fiction fondly dreamed by far-right flunkies. But I’m no faker — I just can’t stand living in an unreality of their construction. So I had to make it real. And give it a web-shop.
http://www.fightchristmaswithguns.com/
Regards,
Daniel Reetz
The Fakeproject Corporation of America.
http://www.fakeproject.com
https://danreetz.com
http://www.fightchristmaswithguns.com/